overheard

driving around in the car i heard the girl farting away in the back seat. the boy was laughing hysterically. each fart took him to a new level of belly laughs and made her fart more.

"do it again, K!"

"i can't!"

"why not?"

"because my bum is open."

don't even try to make sense of it.

Comments

[slouching mom]

OK, should I be worried that what she said made total sense to me? That once you've farted, you're "open" for a while? Oh, never mind. Forget I said anything.

[Colleen]

That's too funny! I love listening in on kid conversations like that.

How's your computer? Back to normal?

[MoxieMomma]

slouching mom, that's why i said not to try to make sense of it--it's scary when you understand a comment like that!

colleen, my computer is still screwy, but i got an external hd and am hoping it will just limp along until i can afford another one.