rod serling wuz here.

first, i was walking through the kitchen and saw this at the back door:

apparently slinky dog needs to go out for a pee.

and then, on the boy's magnetic chalkboard, this:

to be certain that the husband wasn't somehow involved i asked him to go up and look at the blackboard and see if he noticed anything unusual. he nearly pissed himself laughing. he definitely wasn't the culprit.

um...should i be rethinking public school?

(ftr, in case there is anyone out there who thinks my kid knows anything about the above-photographed word, this was a completely accidental letter scramble.)